stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

minori0000:

I was painted roses.

Kiomono remade by minori.

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

imjohnlocked:

what hurts me is the fact that sherlock had to apologise to john when he returned when all he wanted to say was “i did it because if i didn’t, you’d be in danger and no matter what i fuck up, this- you are simple one thing i cant put in danger, i cant take a risk when your life is on the line and i will sacrifice everything i hold dear just to keep you safe and happy, even if it means staying away from you for years. so, i am not fucking sorry that i lied to you to keep you safe and i will do it again and again because you, john watson, are the wisest and kindest man i have ever known and nothing is more important than you” but he couldnt say those things and settled for “i am sorry”

terezipyroope:

"not everything has to be gay"

not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

chalkos:

sail

chalkos:

sail

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

abloodyawfulcabbie:

Over here in Britain we take Harry Potter very seriously.


my mom will literally download any app

my mom will literally download any app

misamys:

White bra frame from Alienmoe

radphlegm:

irangnami:

purpp ombre glitter brows nbd

Yr looks are everything 💙💙💙

radphlegm:

irangnami:

purpp ombre glitter brows nbd

Yr looks are everything 💙💙💙

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done