i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
what hurts me is the fact that sherlock had to apologise to john when he returned when all he wanted to say was “i did it because if i didn’t, you’d be in danger and no matter what i fuck up, this- you are simple one thing i cant put in danger, i cant take a risk when your life is on the line and i will sacrifice everything i hold dear just to keep you safe and happy, even if it means staying away from you for years. so, i am not fucking sorry that i lied to you to keep you safe and i will do it again and again because you, john watson, are the wisest and kindest man i have ever known and nothing is more important than you” but he couldnt say those things and settled for “i am sorry”
"not everything has to be gay"
not everything has to be straight either but that doesn’t stop 99% of media
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free